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DATING got you DOWN?

Level up to something tall, cold, and single: a Voodoo Ranger tall boy.  

 

Welcome to Tall Boys Only, the #1 dating site for finding the can of your dreams. No commitment convos, stupid rules, or mixed signals. Just ABV, IPA, and a guaranteed good time. Are you ready to find your perfect beerlationship?

Meet the Tall Boys

Every 19.2 seconds, someone finds the can of their dreams at tallboysonly.com. What are you waiting for?

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Voodoo

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Wanna see my gold tooth?

There may be plenty of fish, but there’s only one Voodoo Ranger. Beer is my entire personality. Forget DTR, let’s go to the bar. Great listener…I don’t talk. TBO won't let me update my age. No option for immortal.

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Imperial IPA

9.0

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19.2

“You regret 100% of the IPAs you don’t drink” - Me

Big strong boi, with a big soft heart. My life is already Rangerous, I just need someone to share it with. I'll be your ABV til infinity or your one night can - open to anything (besides hard kombucha). Yes, you can pet my dog.

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Juicy Haze

7.0

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19.2

Send X-Rays.

All thirst. No trap. Perfect first date: we show each other our cans at the bar. More about IBUs than I <3 yous. Wanna see my coccyx?

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Juice Force

9.5

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19.2

9.5% stronger than your ex will ever be.

5-star IPAcademy recruit 🎖. Part-time pilot. Lemme fly you to all your favorite bars. What do you say we get this relationship off the ground? Together, we can soar ✈️.

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Fruit Force

9.5

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19.2

Dead inside. Wanna change that?

Am I bursting with tropical fruit punch flavors, or am I just happy to see you? Yes. Girl in photo is my niece…not my ex. Swipe left if you don’t date dead guys.

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Tropic Force

9.5

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19.2

Life’s a tropical vacation when you’re with me

If you wanna make your life 9.5% better, I’m your guy. No games. No drama. Just looking for the FINEapple to my pineapple. Not on here much, add me on insta @voodooranger.

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Bad Date?

Quit wasting time on bad dates. Instead, text the Voodoo Ranger Bad Date Hotline to get rescued. Then, leave them with the bill. We won’t tell.

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Secretly text BAD DATE to
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Receive an "EMERGENCY" CALL with an EXCUSE TO ESCAPE.

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DITCH your date and hook up with a Voodoo Ranger tall boy instead.

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Eau De Hops

Passion. Elegance. Temptation. Allure. Other B.S. adjectives. Discover it all in Eau De Hops, an exclusive IPA-scented cologne from the makers of Voodoo Ranger. Surrender your senses to the tantalizing essence of the local dive bar and experience the magnetic attraction of beer lovers everywhere. Oui, bien, ça sent la bière. (Yes, that’s French. No, we don’t know what it means).

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